Dirty Strap On

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I just caught it, hang on.

Blonde woman.

Hair traveling is a really great part of my job.

I'm going to New York in a few days.

And I have to tell you, I've been on a few of these.

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This has been the absolute best internet date I've been on.

Cheers to you.

Thank you.

I know, I think we really click.

Well, I think so too.

I like the dating sites, but I'm not like a big freak winner.

Well, I'd love to see you when I come back in town in a few days.

You're leaving?

Yeah, I have to go to New York in a few days.

And when I come back, maybe we can grab lunch or something.

Well, I think that we're hitting it off so well, you don't have to...

Alright, listen.

I'm thinking, I don't do this a lot, but would you like to come back to my place?

Like, right now?

And we can just take it from there?

This is just too good to let go.

Check, please.

I'm gonna get laid, I'm gonna get laid.

Almost ready!

Me too.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

Lay it on me.

You ready for this?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're gonna have a good time tonight.

Baby, this is exactly what you're wisening.

I don't remember checking that box on the e-interview.

Oh, no, it's okay, baby, it's alright.

I'm ready for you.

Trust me, once you try it, you're gonna love it.

I know how to handle it just right.

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