Dirty sluts gets cum for dinner in the office

even though it was on an adult movie channel.

Well, the person on the phone assured me

that if I wasn't totally satisfied,

they'd give me a total refund on my $299 installation fee.

So.

$299 installation fee?

You can get a flat rate hooker for all day for that.

I don't think Angela would approve of that.

Angela?

Is this the same Angela

that you've been living with for years?

Is this the same Angela that hasn't been putting out

for those many years?

Is this the same Angela, that Angela?

Angela's a wonderful girl.

She just, you know, thinks I watch too much TV.

Planning on watching even more TV now?

Well, Rick, this isn't just regular TV.

This is super high definition TV.

Seriously.

Now, imagine you can touch anything you're looking at.

You know, I'll tell you what I like to be touching.

I like to be touching that pair of hubba hubba's

on that hubba hubba over there.

Hello, Mrs. Pershing.

Can you please file this for me?

Of course, Mr. Wahlberg.

Vanellope Pershing.

Hottest babe in the whole office.

Her old man Wahlberg's been banging her after hours.

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