Dirty Fantasy (Fallen Pie) - 28 The Perfect Woman By Foxie2K

What the hell do you think is going on? I took you as my prisoner, obviously, and now I want to interrogate you. So tell me your name and how did you find this place?

Shouldn't you introduce yourself first?

You have no need, no right to know my name.

But how then should I address you? Or do you want me to just call you old man?

Goddammit. Alright, I'll reveal you my name.

My name is William Iridan Doggerlund.

Okay, uh, well then, an MFOX.

Hey, that's not how it works!

So can you remind me what the other question was?

I asked you how did you find this place.

Oh, that. Well, one of the monsters that attacked me had an old pickaxe, so after a little bit of asking around, it wasn't that hard to learn about an old abandoned mine, which sounded like a perfect place for someone to hide.

Goddammit, I knew I should have dealt with all the failed subjects long ago, but I was hoping for some random mutations to happen and potentially fix them, or at least make them interesting.

So, are these monsters your creations after all?

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