Dirty Bum Guy Samuel Phantom Caresses His Hairy Schlong

Slim guy Samuel Phantom takes his clothes off and starts jacking off his big hairy cock until he cums.

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I need to put this god damn shirt on before I start!

If anything...

Okay...

See ya...

At least I'll be nice and clean for y'all.

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You know what? It's getting too hot in these pants.

I think I'll just take them off.

Yuck.

I'm gonna have to beat some girls off my doorstep.

I wouldn't mind it but...eh, whatever.

There we go.

Finally got a starting point on here.

And before you all think about it, no, I'm not shaving my nutsacks no matter how much

y'all care to ask me to.

You'll never see my pride and joys, bald.

Winter wise I might get a nice nut auger.

Keep those bitches nice and warm.

My beard I want to say is a couple months old.

I want to say at least a half.

Half a year maybe at most.

But I love it during the winter,

but in the summer or spring,

and when I'm fucking eating some good ass food,

shit's a fucking hassle.

Especially when you're eating sushi with chopsticks.

Bitch, it's hard to do without getting hair in there.

Time can really get some good privacy around here.

And I know y'all mean,

I know y'all know what I'm talking about.

Well, as you can see, I'm all clean for you guys now.

So let's have some fun now that I've got the time.

Yeah my hands may be a bit hairy, but it's all going to get washed off eventually.

Mmm, yes, that feels so good.

Dirty bum guy Samuel Phantom caresses his hairy schlong