Dick Fights Like a Champ and Fucks Kylee Reese Hard

Dick did his best to win the match and fucks Kylee Reese silly.

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Welcome to "Battle Bang," real cage fights for blue tag.

Tonight, two guys fighting for either the prize sex with Kylie Reed...

...or the punishment sex with Della J.

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Now let's meet our contestants.

Fighting out of the red corner from San Diego, California,

give it up for Dick Delaware.

And fighting out of the blue corner from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

give it up for Tyler Knight.

Now let's take a close look at our fighters.

We're here at "Battle Bang."

That was pretty ugly, man.

We put you in a marsupial last time.

I could've fit in a pouch.

What do you think today, bro?

You got prize or punishment, man.

Obviously go for the prize.

Main concern is both of us walking out

with our brain cells attacked and shaking hands in the end.

And today, I think they're really gonna see

me being pushed and me pushing you.

Oh, well, Dick Delaware said, man,

if that little soft voice you have

says that you should be doing books on audio.

Ha ha ha... ha.

I'm going for the championship,

and it starts today, right here,

against Dick Delaware.

Unstop action.

The fighters will be awarded one point for takedowns.

Like single legs?

double legs, or slams.

The fighters get two points for submissions,

like triangle chokes, guillotine chokes,

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Dick fights like a champ and fucks Kylee Reese hard