Deviant Straight Guys are Fucking a Pumpkin and Masturbating

Deviant young straighties Billy da Kidd and Chain got a kinky idea about carving a hole into a pumpkin and to fuck it!

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It's Billy again, motherfuckin' Trick or Treat.

Yeah, we're gonna put on a nice little Halloween show for y'all.

Uh, we, I say we 'cause I'm not alone.

Got my homeboy Chan over here.

'Cause we're never alone.

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You know, there's gotta be two of a kind and always a pair.

We ain't named a pumpkin yet, but we're gonna name the pumpkin.

Probably a couple things.

We're each gonna take a side and whoever can make the sexiest, illest pumpkin wins.

And then, the rest, whatever, so.

Yeah, we're gonna see how your skills are. It don't matter to me.

But, other than that, do us.

Halloween, my favorite time of the year. Trust me.

But, I'm trying to think about the face I'm gonna do.

I don't really know what I want. I want some ill shit, right?

I want some wicked clown shit, for one.

But I'm thinking about it, right?

And I want a chick.

There's a chick that's been on my mind lately that I met today.

She's so beautiful.

Oh, God.

Man, she's beautiful, right?

Listen, they're all beautiful, man.

But, she'd be even more beautiful with clown makeup on.

So, I think I'm gonna draw her face with clown makeup on.

And, then I think I'm gonna fuck her.

I think I'm gonna fuck the pumpkin.

I'm going to carve her face with clown paint on and get some head from the pumpkin.

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Deviant straight guys are fucking a pumpkin and masturbating