Desperate mom goes outside to do a POV piss in her overlooked garden

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Yup! Unlike normal when I'm usually rushing in to have a piss from either the garden or after walking my beloved little noisy sidekick Buddy the Bellend, today I instead heading outside from being inside to have that pee! I know right?! Gotta try and mix it up a bit haven't I?! Wouldn't ever want for them to get too predictable and subsequently boring now, so I?! Oh no!

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Hello! How are you?

So today, we are going to come in from outside, no, come out from inside to go to the loo.

Which is a little bit different to normal, isn't it?

When I'm like, "Oh my god, I've just been in the garden and I'm desperate for a piss and, oh shit, I've forgotten about this."

My little hidey hole here is full of wood.

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So, reach out, just move this.

The neighbours haven't got their curtains drawn, which is annoying.

Because then I could just do stuff in peace, but I've been trying to...

Oh, for fuck's sake. I've been trying to work out the best way for me to build this little one.

Now, today I'm going to use my measuring tool.

That's...

...nice and fancy.

I'll try and not turn the button off.

And a case for the wind.

Very sexy pants.

Oh, god. I'd forgotten about you there.

Right, I'm going to say goodbye.

Oh, I'm having trouble turning the phone off.

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