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-You like these new red boots I got?

-Aren't they hot, man?

-I love red.

It's my favorite color, too.

-And if someone pisses you off, you can kind of stomp on

them with those things.

-See that?

-That could hurt, man.

-Yes, it could.

Kind of fun for me.

-Yeah?

I bet you'd like to stomp on some guy's penis with that,

huh?

-Hell yeah.

-Set him in some pain?

-Maybe a couple guys.

They deserve a little stomping.

-So let's get to know Miko a little bit.

How old are you?

-I'm 19 years old.

-And where are you from?

-I'm from Washington.

Washington State.

-And what's there to do for fun up there?

-You know, I actually liked Hamilton in the early '90s.

They do have some really cool clubs.

They do an over.

So I do my little ass-shaking dances.

And, you know, the slopes are cool.

There's a lot of mountains up there, snowboarding.

-Let's get back to the ass-shaking dances.

Can you show me, like, a little sample of how you would

shake your ass?

-Well, here's the booty.

-Oh, yeah.

Driving the Washington boys crazy, I bet, huh?

-Oh, yeah.

That little apple bottom, you know.

-So what else do you do for fun?

-Well, I do some--

OK, I'll tell you my favorite hobby.

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