Delphine - April Olsen Leaves Enough Ass For All Of Her Cooks - LAA0072 - EP1

Everybody welcome, Justin Rears.

Thank you Beverly for that really nice intro.

So is it true before you start cooking me brunch,

a girlfriend in every state, like even Alaska?

Do you like long distance relationships?

How about we get to the brunch?

Today we're gonna make spring rolls.

You know I also heard that you were hiring

sex workers in Idaho.

I didn't even think they had whores in Idaho,

just potatoes and Californians.

What's that have to do with spring rolls?

I also heard through the internet

that you went to Delaware for some tax free

massage services.

Can we cut?

Can we cut?

Hey, can we cut?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

What's going on?

So I came here to make some spring rolls,

promote my cookbook, get the fuck out of here.

All this sexual shit is personal.

Okay, well you kind of don't have a private life

when you become a public figure.

Oh no, that's true, there's no privacy.

The whole world knows that I sued the city of Redondo Beach

for allowing them to have a garbage truck

drive by my house.

It's on our Wikipedia page.

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