Delilah Day gets stuck between 2 BBCs
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Delilah finds herself in a bit of a pickle. Seems she has been dating two men unbeknownst to each other for the last six months.
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So Chris, this is Scotty. Scotty, Chris.
Uh, who the fuck? Who is this Delilah?
So, um, have a seat. I have something I want to tell you guys.
So, I have a confession. Um, I've actually been seeing both of you at the same time.
The fuck? What are you-
Both of us. Both of us. What are you talking about?
It's just that I met you guys around the same time, and there's so many things to love about each of you. Like, honestly-
For seven months? I knew I couldn't trust you.
Listen, I- it's just, you know, you rub my back, you make me feel better, you're there for me with poetry, and you've met my mom, she loves you.
I ain't even meet your mom yet.
She's actually the reason I wanted to tell you guys, so she's not okay with me seeing two guys at once.
Well, duh, well, of course not.
It's just, I've- I've had a lot of trouble trying to pick-
What does that mean? You've been seeing this guy for seven months?
Yes. But, listen, I- I don't want to do that to you guys anymore. Full honesty on the table, I just- I know I need to choose, and the only way that I've really come up with is to have a fuck off.
A who what?
What? A fuck what?
Um, just-
Yeah, he can fuck off.
No, he can fuck off, like, what the fuck is this?
Listen, I- I want to have sex with both of you, and whoever fucks me better, whoever makes me cum more, whoever-
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