deep fuck screaming

Shaggy style.

I think, um, I think...

You have to write a history book or something.

Absolutely, 'cause it was fucking awesome, right?

Fuck that shit.

I'm sorry.

You ready to ride, Cap?

Yeah.

Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho!

Hey, fish!

Caesar!

Yo!

Slow down, buddy! What are you doing?

What's up?

What the fuck are you doing out here?

Oh, uh...

I was out here last week,

and all these hot fucking moms were out here with their ****.

It's a shame I didn't have my fucking camera.

But I went up to a couple of them,

and this one chick, Brianna, who...

She's actually a model.

She's done this stuff before.

She's looking better than she's ever, ever fucking looked.

She looked fan-fucking-tastic.

So, uh...

I gave her a call. I told her, "Hey, meet me down at the park."

She was cool with it, and she's gonna do a scene.

She's like, "Oh, I haven't been in the business for a while. I had a baby."

I'm like, "Dude, her body was fucking slamming. Slamming."

I couldn't believe it. She didn't look this good ever.

She looks way better than she's ever looked.

And, uh, there she is now.

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