Dawnson Daily Is The Hottest Mom In Town

Where was she? Was she sitting at that bench?

Right here. I walked right in there, came around, and she was standing right here.

All right, so where's Emily at?

Oh, there she is. Across the street. Across the street.

Huh? Where?

Sitting at the bench.

I think she's waiting for a bus, dude.

You know what that means? She doesn't have a car.

And you know what happens when girls don't have cars? They don't have money.

Which means she's more likely to.

That's the girl.

That's the one.

Are you just seeing a hot chick and you're trying to play it off like, "Oh, that's her?"

No, dude, if we go up, she'll remember me.

Let's go up there and talk to her.

All right, well, work your magic, fool.

Why'd you cross the street?

I told you I was going to go talk to Dale and see if she could come watch.

Oh, you really can watch?

Yeah, I never got your name, by the way.

I thought he was fucking lying.

What's your name?

I'm Dawson.

Dawson, I'm Dave. This is Dale.

Hi, Dale.

How are you doing?

Not Dan, Dale.

Dale.

But you can call him Dan.

So where are you from?

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