DaniTheCutie gets her ass plugged and vibrated if she answers wrong in a game show

Hello, Daini, host of five, thank you.

Let's do a game show.

It's called...

Cunt or Cookie!

Now you might be wondering, how do you even play this game?

It's simple. There's one contestant. Me.

And I'm going to answer a bunch of quiz questions.

Yes, don't worry. The questions are adult questions, so...

I'm not going to be answering kindergartner questions.

And every time I get it right, I get a cookie.

But if I get it wrong...

You see this thing? It's a vibrator.

I'm going to shove it straight inside me, and every time I answer a question wrong...

I'm going to have to zap myself with this thing.

Anyway, you ready?

Okay, so question number five is...

Which military leader bypassed most of the Roman war preparations in 2018 BCE...

by leading his army, including elephants, over to the Alps to combat Roman forces?

Gosh, can I get an astronomy question or a science question?

Because I'm actually pretty good at science and astronomy, but I suck at everything else pretty much.

So...

I'm probably going to get this wrong again, but whatever.

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