DADDY4K. Dont Wake a Nightwalker

Okay.

Let me use the bathroom real quick.

You don't take your eyes off that book.

What are you reading?

Hey, what's up guys?

Oh, nothing.

We're just reading this book on *****.

Yes, I remember that very book.

That very book?

You see, ***** kind of ruins in our family.

You're a *****?

Well, I ***** sometimes, but it's really not bad.

It's harmless.

I've never hurt anybody.

No.

You mean to tell me you're one of those guys

who can just stab someone in the middle of the night

and not even remember it?

It's like, when I *****, I'll just come around,

you know, sit on the couch, and then I'm back to bed.

I've never hurt anybody.

Never?

Yeah.

Well, show me.

You wanna see it?

Yeah, show me how you *****.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's a good idea.

You *****, she watches, I make sure she is safe and secure,

and you show her you're harmless.

I could do that.

So, how long do we wait?

Well, the real question is, what do we do?

Why do we wait?

Do you have any suggestions?

You're a smart girl.

Sure, you'd notice that I couldn't wait

for him to go to *****.

Mm-hmm.

You're quite the hustler, aren't you?

That I am.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Don't waste any time.

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