DADDY4K. Bride and future father-in-law have an affair

Norman, you can't see me.

Norman, it's Mike.

Who?

Father of the groom.

Who?

Future father-in-law.

Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

You sound just like your son.

Well, it's about the only thing

that would be too heavy to comment.

Hi, Dad.

So, I just wanted to come in

and to check on you and see how things are.

You got the flowers, go ahead in the dress.

Can I sit straight?

Yeah, you know, just some last minute shitters.

Yeah, I bet.

Oh, no, I mean, you look, fuck, you look fantastic.

Thank you.

You look great, too.

You always do, though.

Oh.

Oh, hey, thanks.

So, listen, I mean, you're so beautiful.

Are you a, so, promise to be a good wife to my son, right?

Love, honor, and obey.

Faithfully.

I'll try.

What does that mean?

I just, I haven't been with many men,

and it just, it would have been nice

to get some experience before I got married.

Right?

But, well, isn't that what bachelorette parties are for?

Yeah, but we ***** way too much,

and then we all got sick, so.

Yeah, the same thing happened to me and my first ex-wife.

Yeah, I mean, I just want one night

to get all my wild oats out, you know?

Well, hey, you got 20 minutes.

I mean, I just, I don't have any experience, sexually.

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