CUMBLASTED Doctor Helps Extremely Backed up Patient

Um, super embarrassing.

Okay.

Um, I haven't been able to ejaculate for a little while and it's, you know, it was no big deal,

but now I'm starting to feel the physical effects from it.

Okay, um, so how long has this been going on for?

Um, man, it's been so long. I'd say like three, four months, something like that.

Of course. So since you're a new patient, I'm just going to ask you a few questions, okay?

Yeah, sure.

So do you have any allergies?

Uh, amoxicillin and Motrin.

Okay, perfect. Um, any family medical history?

Um, my stepsister had a thing, but she's a stepsister, so it shouldn't affect me.

Oh.

No diabetes or anything like that in the family. I think everything's all good.

Okay. Um, are you single or married?

I'm single.

Okay. Um, so what is your current pain level?

Um, it's, it's like a nine or a ten.

Okay, um, I did not know it was that bad.

Go ahead and stand up for me. We're gonna go ahead and take a look at this.

Sure.

All right, um, so I'm gonna take your vitals.

Okay.

Okay, uh, open up your eyes for me, nice and wide so I can see.

Sure.

All right. Go. Okay, everything looks good.

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