CUCK4K. Respecting Your Traditions I'll... Fuck Your Wife!

Oh my God, what happened to you?

I'm in a jungle.

Okay.

You need some help?

Yeah.

I'm thirsty.

Oh, let's go. We'll give you some water.

We'll feed you.

Yeah, please help me.

You look cute. I will bring you to my house.

I'm thirsty.

Yeah, yeah, we have water. Everything will be fine.

I will be fine.

You...

Yeah, yeah, it's here, my house.

You live here?

Yeah, yeah, I live here.

Yeah, I will show you.

Yeah, okay. Is anybody home?

Yeah, yeah, my family is...

Oh, don't fall.

Mom, Dad, I found a survival from a plane crash.

Oh my God, he's barely standing.

Oh, hello, people.

You should help him.

I...

I was flying my plane to Costa Rica, and then I got a bird strike.

And the plane was going down, and the parachute didn't open,

but luckily there were some trees,

so the plane got stuck in the trees,

and I had to climb down,

and then I was, like, walking in the jungle for two weeks.

I was just... I couldn't find anything.

Maybe this one.

Yeah, this was my dinner.

But... I'm exhausted.

Can I... Can you help me somehow?

You should help him.

Please, God, can you help me?

Wash him up.

Okay.

So we will wash you.

Okay, thank you.

I'm going to the room.

...