Cracky in her natural habitat

Who's this character?

You always find this in Notts.

And here in Nottingham

you see the wonderful world of the ******** girl,

the streetwalker.

In her natural habitat,

she's searching the floor for cigarette butts.

While the wind is killing it, pounding down on her face.

Now what is she doing?

I can hear her crackling.

This particular creature.

Oh, here we go.

They usually graze next to the little ones of any local city centre.

And there she is, scratching her hide.

Yes, this is the female of the species.

Taking a piss.

Scratching her arse.

Probably looking to attract a mate.

The fur that she has is there to protect her against these harsh winds.

As she pulls down her trousers and bends over and takes a piss on the floor.

They don't normally take their hats off to take a piss in such dreadful weather.

But this idiot has decided to.

Here they go again rummaging for nubs and burger bits.

And off she goes back to the burrow.

To suckle down for the night.

Here it is again.

Still with her trousers around her thighs.

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