Crack Hooker Cop Tales

What do you mean it's *******?

Are you gonna arrest me?

No. I'm gonna make you suck my cock.

Dirty cops.

They said, "Do you want to go to jail or do you want to fuck?"

And I said, "I'd rather fuck."

He took me for a ride

and turned off his radio.

I saw his badge

and he decided to say,

"There's a paddy wagon waiting for you around the corner."

What, you got two cops that are regulars?

Yep.

No shit.

They come by knocking after the shift?

No, they call me and I meet them.

Are they local cops from right here in town?

One's a cop and one's a vice.

Is that proof that I'm not a cop?

Or no, 'cause cops can blow you too, so...

I can't even prove I'm not a cop.

Even if I fucked any ass, I couldn't prove I wasn't a cop,

is what you're telling me.

Do you ride in a cop car?

You ride in a cop car, in the backseat.

No shit.

He takes his pants off and his underwear off

and I swear his dick was like...

maybe that big.

Hard.

Hard!

I couldn't help but to laugh my ass off.

Prostitution's *******.

Says who?

It's *******.

Oh, fuck.

Bam! Police come.

Phew! It's a fucking sting.

I'm arrested now because I've agreed to give this man head for $20.

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