Couple of playful fish lickers like to test new sex toys

I'm so glad you're home right now.

Because they didn't know what to do.

I know.

I know.

It sucks.

He's an asshole.

I know.

He's so stupid.

Like...

Fucking men.

I hate men.

I haven't dated a guy in a while.

In a long time.

Because of this bullshit.

You know, the second you stop being interested in him,

is the second he's going to come running back.

And then you won't want him anymore.

And you can just...

Aw, you make me happy.

Yeah, sorry I'm like all like...

I'm just messing around.

I wasn't going anywhere.

So, yeah.

I'm sorry to call you like that.

I was so upset.

Oh, don't worry.

You know what?

You should come sit down.

Sit down, sit down.

I've actually, I just got this camera.

And I really, really want to test it out.

And I thought maybe it would cheer you up if we took some sexy pictures.

Of me?

Yeah.

Because you're so cute.

And then you could like, if you like them,

like you don't have to do anything with them,

but if you like them, you can just like send them to him and just make him...

Do I?

Yeah.

I love you.

Yeah, let's do it.

You do?

You want to do it?

Yeah.

Awesome.

That'd be fun.

Photo shoot.

Alright.

So, I have like a decent lighting set up right in here.

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