Corrupt security officer takes pussy as a bribe
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Getting caught stealing at the supermarket
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Hi, you must be the babysitter.
Trust this little kleptomaniac I got off.
You want to keep your job as a babysitter, right?
I'm here to watch your brother today.
It's your ID, it's back in your bag. Obviously the bag is clear so we don't have to worry about that anymore.
There's that.
So, you have your profile and your file all made up.
So where's the battery?
What battery? What if it just fell off the shelf? What if the package came open?
It opened itself and fell on the floor.
I've bought batteries before where the glue came unpackaged from the plastic that keeps it inside.
I've had my colleagues look around the area where the batteries were.
Maybe it's under a shelf. Please sir, please. I'm going to be... I'm so late for work.
Well, I'll tell you what, we're going to expedite this because what we're going to do is I'm going to wand you.
First, after I wand you, then I'm going to obviously take some stills of you, which are obviously going to be mug shots for my file, or your file, should I say.
And then...
I thought I'm innocent.
Well, then we'll find that out, won't we?
Okay.
We will totally find that out. So if you'd like to just stand up and I'll just quickly give you this little wand, please.
Or I'll call the police. It's up to you.
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