Cop fucks blondie instead of taking her to jail

My wife's at home, man.

So, you know, I need to use your place.

Oh, you?

This is for you.

Keep your money, yeah.

This is for me.

Oh.

It's jacked.

She's cute, though.

Man, I don't know about all this.

Well, you know, we gotta do some paperwork.

That's why I'm going home again.

While you're throwing up from school,

your parents are gonna get a phone call.

That's too damn bad.

Yeah, that is too damn bad.

Well, I see you already gave her the lowdown, huh?

She kinda has an idea what's going on, but...

Yeah.

Is your couch okay?

Yeah, go ahead.

You're not gonna call my parents, are you?

I gotta do a little bit more than call your parents.

Go ahead and have a seat here.

Sorry, I need to get some information from you.

I don't wanna get in trouble.

What?

I don't wanna get in trouble.

You're already in trouble.

But I do.

You're throwing up from school.

You're gonna skip?

How is that so bad?

You did it when you were in school.

I didn't get caught either.

Oh, so it's only ******* when you're--

It's only--

Yeah, yeah.

It's not ******* when you don't get caught.

You know what?

If you went to school more often,

you could conjugate your verbs properly,

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