Convincing me to fuck her for cash - XXX Pawn

Um, it'd probably be easier to take you to bed.

Oh, hot damn! You ever heard of divine intervention?

Huh?

Never mind. I'm just curious as to how you amassed this goddamn arsenal.

Um, do you know what a doomsday prepper is?

A what now?

Um, a doomsday prepper. My man, well, my ex-man,

he bought all these guns as well as disaster supplies for his shit-hits-the-fan plan.

Um, yeah.

So what you're telling me right now is that these aren't your guns, they're his?

Technically speaking, they're not mine.

Well, there's no technically speaking. Are they registered in your name or are they registered in his name?

His name.

Like I said, I sympathize with you, but there's nothing I can do.

Seriously?

Yeah.

I mean, nothing you can do for me.

Like, nothing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on now. I run an establishment of repute here.

I'm strictly on the up and up.

Oh, come on. Is there anything I can do for you to help me?

With money?

Yeah.

And you keep the guns? I think there is actually something that we can do there.

Really? Alright.

Here, I'll show you my dick and you tell me if you like it, we'll do 150. Alright?

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