Conorcoxxx-the Assistant gets the Job Featuring Paulina Ruiz

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Hey, nice to meet you.

Hi.

Thanks for coming.

You look beautiful coming this way.

Come on in here.

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You can go ahead and place your bag down on the couch.

Yeah, there's perfect.

Go ahead and just get comfortable here.

Let's see, so what's your name again?

Paulina.

Paulina?

Yeah.

That's pretty, I like that.

Thank you.

Alright, so how old are you?

I'm 21.

I want your birthday.

July the 9th, 1999.

Does that make you a Cancer?

I'm a Cancer.

You're a Cancer, all right, nice.

Get along well with Cancers.

I'm a Gemini, so I'm protector of Cancers apparently.

Cancer.

Is what the universe says.

So, all right, so just to,

I wanna give you a little bit of information

about this job that you're applying for.

Thank you for coming, first of all.

So, what we're really looking for is,

you know, I need an assistant, I've got a lot going on.

I'm terrible at keeping up with my things.

I need someone that just knows

where my things are at all times.

I mean, I spend way too much time

just looking for my phone and keys and wallet all the time.

It's kind of ridiculous.

And just to kind of, you know, straighten up,

like maybe, I mean, I'm made to some degree,

but that's just one of the hats you would wear.

It's really, you'd be much more than that.

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ConorCoxxx-The assistant gets the job featuring Paulina Ruiz