College professor explained his careless student how she could pass his exam

Well, I mean, it's Johnny's fault he left it out.

Johnny's fault he left it out?

Is that the excuse?

Oh, I'm sorry, officer.

I walked into the bank, the bank officer, the manager, left the vault open.

It's his fault I robbed the place.

Our dog Floyd and they can't write, they can't get their checks now.

We're paying the whole $12,000.

Jim wants to go to the police.

Jim wants to press charges.

I don't know how to fix this for you.

I mean, look, we like you and all.

You do great scenes.

We'd like to keep you around, but how can we do it when you're stealing checks from

us?

I mean, do you have any idea how pissed Jim is?

Jim thinks it's ridiculous.

It's a joke.

I'm a laughing stock.

Well, it's not like this is going to happen again.

I mean, Jesus Christ, you don't caught me.

Oh, it's not going to happen again.

Next thing you know, my dad's Rolex is off.

You've ****** my Rolex.

Well, you moved in.

I've had a couple of ******** my Rolex.

Now you're jumping ship, babe.

No, I'm not.

It could happen.

Look, it's a kind of like a give and take sort of kind of situation, type situation

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