Classy Filth Takes the Piss and then Drinks it!

You're going to drink it, actually.

Oh.

I can't wait.

I'm going to put it over here.

Hey, come on, classy.

Remember how I said you were going to drink my piss earlier?

I was waiting with the jug.

Did I really say that?

Oh, really?

Come on, mate, what's wrong with you?

You should have ***** it while it was warm.

You should have struck it while the iron was hot.

It's room temperature.

Is it?

Yeah.

That's cold. You said you wanted it cold.

How much do I have to drink?

It's a bit whiffy as well.

You might as well drink it all.

All of it?

You know what? If you drink half of it, then half of it ain't going to work.

See if you can drink the rest of it all in one go.

If I drink it all, will you give me a good fuck-out?

I don't know about that. Maybe.

No, I'm not doing that.

Okay, well, you're always going to get a good fuck-out at some point.

So, come on.

Come on.

Let's get that pissy piss down.

It's always better when it's warm.

That's going to be a shocker.

See, now you're making it worse for yourself.

What does it taste like?

Fucking piss.

I can see fucking piss floating around.

Piss.

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