Classy Filth and Nemo Brown take a piss together

I'm gonna fucking.

Close the door, are you gonna make a call?

But you know what?

I just touched the toilet seat with my hands.

And I've got this in my hand as well.

So you actually, you're gonna have to help me.

What do you want me to do?

You're gonna have to do the honors for me, please.

I don't even know you.

You don't know me, I'm your porn star friend.

Do you mean you don't know me?

You got funky.

I was a bit shocked.

Come on then, piss for me.

Yeah, piss.

Piss, let me see.

Look at your face.

It's excited 'cause I feel like I've got a sparkler.

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

Let's see if I can handle it right.

Let's see if I can do this.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Whatever you do, don't get it on my fucking under there.

Oh, that would be so good for your face.

Your face.

That's it.

Wouldn't it?

Oh, look, you see?

You dickhead, I did say that, didn't I?

You, you.

Do you know what?

I think you need to drink more fluids.

Really?

Shake it, shake it.

She doesn't understand

that she's shaking it all over my leg right now.

This is the craziness of women.

Do you want me to try it?

It's not how it works.

Yeah, go on then, but at least get my phone out as well.

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