Chronic Work Masturbator
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"Your boss makes a dollar. You make a dime. That's why you jerk off on company time." What you do for a living is so boring and redundant. You literally can't wait for a break in your day to sneak away. Escaping to the work bathroom for a moment of authentic, orgasmic bliss. OH FUCK YOUR LIFE! You're in a boring, predictable relationship too?!?! Well then. It makes total sense. Filling your boring day with jerking off to online porn and beautiful women just like me. The best part about it all is that you cum on paid company time!! Cum on you degenerate. Be the true fuck up that you are deep down inside when you're jerking off on work time. Do just enough not to get fired. After all, I like that employed money. You're useless to me if you are a broke online porn addict.
發佈者 jessicadynamic
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You couldn't wait to sneak away.
God, boring work, redundant routine.
Always someone bothering you, asking for something.
And you just want to wrap your hand around your dick.
You can be authentic with me, you can be genuine with me.
Trust me, I'm not gonna ask you for some stupid fucking work pass.
I'm just gonna ask you to drain your day.
And forget all about work for five fucking minutes.
If you can laugh.
God, are you in a relationship too?
It's even worse.
So you have a boring fucking job and a boring fucking relationship.
Shocker.
Marry, well fuck her.
Girlfriend, mistress, I don't fucking care.
When you're with me, you're mine.
Your dick, that's mine too.
Your sex drive, let's intensify it.
Tapping into the best side of you, they don't understand you.
And they say "they" like you might have a side chick.
You just have side women online.
And I'm better than them.
You're gonna be jerking your dick endlessly to me.
Come on, don't you want to just get one off right behind your boss's back?
They make a dollar, you make a dime.
And that's why you jerk off on company time.
I mean, I think that's how the saying goes, right?
Fuck your bitch wife, she's not really...
what you married, is it?
I think you've heard the saying before, you just aren't realizing that I'm changing the words of the rhyme...
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