Christmas Cash Cow - Youre My Pathetic Holiday ATM
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Ahahaha! Christmas cheer? Not for you, loser. This audio is your humiliating holiday reality check. While everyone else is celebrating, surrounded by gifts and love, you get to sit there broke, pathetic, and utterly owned. Because Christmas isn't about you—it's about me. You thought you'd have a warm little holiday? Think again. Every dollar you would've spent on family, on food, on festive nonsense now belongs to me. Your Christmas is a joke, your existence a punchline, and I'm here to laugh at every humiliating second of it. I'll strip away your holiday illusions and leave you with nothing but the shame of being my obedient little wallet-draining loser. No gifts under the tree, no holiday meal, no joy—just my mocking voice reminding you that every penny you have is mine. Want to make this Christmas memorable? Of course, you do. Your pathetic little purpose is to tribute, to serve, to pay.
發佈者 MishaGoldy
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So Christmas is coming and you think you're going to waste your pathetic little paycheck on gifts for your family?
On food?
On holiday cheer?
How precious, and by precious I mean laughably pitiful.
Let me make this crystal clear, you sniveling little pay pig.
This holiday season isn't about them.
It isn't about you.
It's about me.
Got it?
That's worth far more than any stupid sweater or toy you could buy for someone else.
Your money belongs to me. It always has.
Christmas is no exception.
Here's how this is going to go.
You'll log into my store right now.
Yes, right now.
Not after dinner, not tomorrow, now.
You're going to pick out everything that catches my eye, no matter what.
Oh, and don't think I want to hear your excuses.
But goddess, I have responsibilities, people to care for.
No, pet, you don't.
You have one responsibility, me.
One person to care for, me.
Let them fend for themselves.
You're too busy serving the only person who truly owns you.
So, what's it going to be?
Are you going to crawl to my store, empty your wallet, and make this the best Christmas I've ever had?
Or are you going to sit there, useless and pathetic, pretending you have any other purpose in this world?
I think we both know the answer.
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