Cheer Up

Okay yeah, no sorry, it's serious.

Um, hang on, whoa whoa whoa.

How many lads I've slept with doesn't come into it, that's none of your business.

No, it doesn't matter if it's half of the squad.

It's more than half of the squad.

I don't see why it matters.

It's not making any difference, is it?

Well how, no, how many complaints have you had?

More than one.

Well I bet I can guess who's made the complaints anyway.

And if she doesn't like it then she should lead the squad, not me.

Well you like me don't you?

I knew you'd always have a soft spot for me.

Well is there anything I can do, aside from un******** with all those lads,

and unflashing my tits, that I can do to stay in the squad?

Well because I really do enjoy cheerleading, I think it's brilliant fun.

Okay.

There's nothing else I can do apart from amend my behaviour.

Are you sure there's absolutely nothing I can do?

Let's see, I think you might like it, if we had a bit of fun.

What do you think?

I think you'd quite like it.

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