Caught in the Act: Shoplifting, Strip Searches, and a Stepmom's Dirty Deal with Security

We are gonna put you in jail.

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Well, we gotta search him right now.

Hey, hey, hey,... hey,hey.

Mom, don't do that.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

How do we know you're not working together?

Hey, hey, hey, get your hands off him, all right?

And you are going to be fucking grounded

until you're fucking dead.

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

Don't cab you search, all right?

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm pretty sure there's nothing in that.

There you go.

Faster.

Yeah, teach you how to work that girl a little bit.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

to protect their merchandise

against the most unassuming suburban housewives,

soccer moms, and matriarchs.

You gotta send this.

I'm gonna get a sign.

You're in front of Mom right now.

Come on.

Well, I mean, we did say all of us.

Mom's got a nice fucking ass.

What the fuck, Ryan?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Fuck.

Can I keep the watch?

These women are caught on *************

and are prosecuted to the fullest extent.

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