CASTING COUCH

Do you know what a round juicy butt is?

Yes, yes I do, and that's why I'm here.

I think I'm perfect for your site.

I, I myself have a round juicy butt.

Okay, I wouldn't be really interested in your round juicy butt

unless you'd like to present it to me with your pants off.

Oh!

Yeah.

Straight down to business, of course.

Pretty much, you know, like that's what we're here for, right?

Yeah!

You want to be a headliner on the website?

Is that what I understand from you?

I would love to be on there.

Or you just want to be a part of it?

I just want to be a part of it. I think I'm perfect for it.

So you're not trying to get on the front page?

Well, if you think that I could go on the front page...

Let me see. Turn around and show me your round juicy butt.

So you call it.

Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho ho.

Oh wow.

Oh yeah, that's it, baby. Put it on me.

Alright, hold on a minute.

I'm not going to look at this anymore.

This is far more interesting.

So you think I got what it takes for a...

It's round.

It is round.

And...

That's juicy.

And it's a butt.

And it is a butt.

And...

There's the dot com right there.

Ha ha ha... ha.

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