Casting Call - TheCount

You see, the problem with that is that I got us into this audition, and I just can't be fooled as easily as you.

Oh, really? Remember the last time you organized a stellar performance for me?

You're gonna pay for this!

Like you didn't enjoy it.

And that pool party invitation you fell for? Three times in a row? From the same guy?

You should be thankful I brought you with me. It wasn't easy for me to get this appointment, despite my status.

Oh, did you take one up your--

Pardon my delayed arrival. I am Francis J. Simmons, the butler of this facility.

I have been tasked with guiding you to the audition room.

Finally.

Well, I can't blame you for the poor time management if you can't even afford a working clock in here.

Haha, yeah. Not like someone was too lazy to animate it.

Take a joke, asshole!

Sounds reasonable. Alright, let's go!

Huh? Wait. I can't really tell why, but there's something... off about that guy.

You're overreacting.

Here we are. I'm sure your performance will be outstanding. I wish you the best of luck.

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