Case No. 8003334 - The Bad Doctor

Absolutely not.

I can already see that there are ****** items in the bag.

What else do you have on you?

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Can I leave?

No, you can't.

Am I under arrest?

I think you're going to have to do a little search.

That one seems to be unclear.

What about this one?

I never--

Could you bend over the desk?

This is not necessary.

This is a cavity search, ma'am.

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

You're going to have to do pretty much whatever I tell you.

Really, what could possibly fit in there?

You just have to make sure you search fully.

Oh my goodness.

It's really not necessary.

Seems that we're quite clear there.

Take all of the ****** items out of your bag

and put them on the desk right here, please.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

to protect their merchandise against the most

unassuming suburban housewives, soccer moms, and matriarchs.

Suck it or I'm fucking calling the police.

Things are really bad in my practice.

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