Case No. 8002644 - Costume Thieves - Shoplyfter Trailer

Put this in your purse, you can't re-steal this.

I checked the security footage, what is the truth?

We did take the costumes.

You mean steal them, right?

Well, we were gonna return them.

That's not legal.

Don't call the cops, please.

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today.

We didn't do anything.

I'm assuming that you two happen to have them on, huh?

Yeah, we do.

Can you take off your dresses and let me see them?

Do you really have to?

I need to pat the both of you down.

Do you mind?

Hey, hey, hey, cut it with the attitude or I'll call the cops.

You're really close down there.

Yeah.

In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties.

The teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

You got the feet, over.

You should perform a cabbie search on me too right now.

I don't like how this feels so good.

Oh my God, I think I'm coming.

If you would like to perform this on her, you're more than welcome to.

Keep going, all right?

You gotta get deeper in there.

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