Case No. 8001976 - The New Me Thief

I'm gonna need at least your name.

Madison.

Last name Madison.

All right.

We'll see how this goes.

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters

in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

We know you did it.

Why would you just start stashing all this stuff

if you didn't do nothing?

Everybody at school just makes fun of me

for being a nerd, so I thought,

what if I just reinvented my luck

before the new semester starts?

You gotta make sure you don't have anything else on you.

Stand up.

Okay, um.

There's still a lot of nooks and crannies in there,

so I'm gonna need you to take off the top at least.

In the business of retail,

there are two separate but equally important parties,

the teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

We got the thief, over.

You sure there's nothing else under anything?

There's no weapons in your hideout.

You have more pockets than you'd think.

I'll bend over to the table

and you dab your cheeks and spread them for me.

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