Case No. 7906299 - Caught on a Dare

Chelsea, I just got fucking caught.

I don't think they're going to find it.

If they do, I'm so screwed.

You're about to see the real events of what

happened after I got caught.

You went into the fitting room, and now there's

just boxes of sex toys, and they're missing.

I'm going to have to search you.

Fine, let's just get this over with.

Obviously, something's in it.

I'm going to need you to take everything off.

You want to strip search me, you perv?

Then fucking strip search me.

You're going to have to spread your legs.

I want to make sure nothing falls out.

That's not mine.

I don't know how that even got there.

I heard the whole confession you had on the phone

with your friend Chelsea.

It was hazing.

They put me up to this.

How much I can do?

I've got to finish my cat research.

I might have more stuff ****** out there.

Can you do me a favor and spread your ass cheeks, son?

Oh, wow.

I can't believe you even hid that up there.

Tiny shit.

Can you not be so disgusting and get this over with?

I mean, you were set up.

A couple of your sorority sisters have already done this.

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