Case No. 6615435 - The Reverend's Wife

My husband's a reverend.

I would never steal anything.

I'm gonna go pull up the footage

and I'll be back shortly.

I'll be praying for you.

Holy moly, okay.

Oh.

Where do you think you're going?

Oh, um.

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Can I leave?

No, you can't.

Am I under arrest?

You gonna let me go through your bag?

Fine.

Oh, here you go, right away.

That is something that I just thought the reverend

would think it was like a fun little activity

to do together.

Do you have anything else on you

that I need to know about?

Nope.

Well, how about you stand up?

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

You're gonna have to do pretty much whatever I tell you.

I think this is gonna need to come off now.

Are you gonna confess about what you've done?

Oh, buddy, I'm gonna pray for you.

Well, is there anything else in here?

Take it off.

Can you take these off too?

I think I'm gonna need to do a cavity search.

Um.

It seems like you're well, I'll grab it.

This is so inappropriate.

You do not have to do all that.

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