Case No. 6615434 - Model Thief

I'm gonna go check the video footage

and see if this cashier's crazy or not.

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Can I leave?

No, you can't.

Am I under arrest?

I'm gonna have you stand up.

Put your arms to the side.

Make sure these are just the buttons.

Very nice.

Oh yeah, you need to check there.

Fortunately, I can't ask him whether or not

you have any merchandise.

Don't be needing those gloves.

Gloves, check.

So, excuse me.

Which part?

Was there, the pants, the whole thing?

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

You're gonna have to do pretty much whatever I tell you.

Just doing my job.

Just very thorough about my job.

Whoa, what the fuck is that?

Do you mind?

I was expecting to find some sort of

tow bottles here, but guess I was mistaken.

Must've lost the...

Both tow bottles.

I just need the fucking pills.

I was fucking told that I need to lose 15 fucking pounds

and my fucking agent hasn't been fucking booked me,

so I don't have the fucking money to afford them.

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