Captain Marvel vs Captain Marvel - The Birth of Photon
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Captain Marvel battles Captain Marvel in a lesbian sex fight! First one to orgasm loses and must change her name...
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Anyways, I was Lieutenant in the New Orleans Harbor Patrol
and I was Captain of their cargo ship.
There was an accident.
I was exposed to extra dimensional energy.
As a result, I can convert my body into energy.
So, what are you saying?
You're some type of superhero?
Damn right I am.
They call me Captain Marvel.
Uh, I think we're gonna have a problem here.
I am Captain Marvel.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Yeah, no.
But hey, before I zap the fuck out of you,
how about you change your name to something stupid
that allows us to coexist
until they inevitably write you off?
I'm thinking something like Photon?
Wait, I have a good one.
Pulsar?
Spectrum?
Yo, bitch!
I'm not changing shit.
Why don't you start calling yourself
something cheesy like Warbird or Binary?
I've got a better idea.
How about we both fuck the shit out of each other?
And the first one who comes has to change their name.
Are you sure you wanna go there?
My tongue is why they call me Captain Marvel on the job.
They can work wonders on your clips this day.
Well, Shazam, let's see what you've got.
You know, by the end of this,
they're gonna be calling me Captain Marvel.
Oh yeah?
Yes.
Yay.
You really want me to change my name, baby?
Yes, yes, like that.
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