Calorie Dump

Don't worry about where you are or why you're naked or why your legs are splayed.

You just worry about relaxing and letting it all happen.

Why don't we start by putting this tube down your throat.

It's okay.

Don't struggle.

There we go.

I've got you nice and lubed up.

We're just going to shove this plug up there.

Good.

And we'll put this belt around it in your waist to keep you locked up.

Very good.

Now this machine here is connected to that tube.

It will buzz once an hour and release another ball of yummy slurry down into your throat.