Called into the principals offic she was caught smoking!

I was told by another member of staff

that you were caught smoking.

No, I wasn't actually.

Because I was holding cigarettes for somebody else.

And, you know, I don't agree with smoking at all.

That's as good as smoking in my book.

If you're associated with someone that was smoking,

I'm afraid, although you are over the age of 18,

I'm going to have to give you the cane.

Oh, no, sir, please.

Because, you know, it wasn't me that was actually smoking.

Come on.

Bend over.

Bend over to the desk.

But I don't think--

That's me.

But I don't think I need to be spanked.

You do need to be spanked.

But it wasn't me, sir.

No, this is very nice of us.

Well, sir, why don't you--

why don't you let me do something

else for you, sir, instead?

Like what?

How about you punish me another way?

Would you have a moment?

Well, perhaps.

I've been taught some things by some of the other pupils.

Really?

And it's to do with my oral skills.

And I'm sure that I can--

I can be punished in different ways.

Now, can you show me your oral skills, I suppose?

Can I?

Would that stop me from being caged?

Maybe.

Because I've picked you up.

The more that I can show you what I've been taught,

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