Cadey Mercury Teaches Innocent Teen How To Be Bad

Oh, God, no.

I don't know. I've never been to prison.

I kind of figured you haven't been to prison before.

So, when you had a prison bitch, like, what did she do?

Did she, like, just... How was it when you guys were, like, celled together?

What did you guys do?

Well, you know, having a prison bitch, um, you know, we definitely did the whole typical sit there and talk about our feelings.

But, mainly, we just had mad, crazy sex all the time.

So, like, how did you do it with the prison guards? I think that's what they're called, right?

Yeah, that's what they're called.

Um, well, yeah, of course, you can't let them, you know, find out what you're doing or else you get into even more trouble.

Although, yes, I got in a lot of trouble getting into prison.

You don't want to get in trouble in prison because it makes it so much worse.

But we would have to kind of hide it in the corner and we would do it behind the toilet, you know, so nobody could see.

And then, you know, you gotta have, like, supersonic hearing so that when you hear somebody come in, you gotta just pop up really quick and act like nothing's happening.

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