Cable Contracts are Hard to Break

555-1234. Because it sucks. There's never anything on.

Every time I turn my TV on, there's always static. There's nothing.

No, I understand. I understand that I'm under contract.

But if I can never watch it, what's the point in having it?

No, and I'm not gonna pay you another dime.

I've been without anything on the TV for over a week now.

Yes, I did call.

No, your cable service just is shitty and it sucks.

I would like to have it terminated as soon as possible.

Okay.

Well, it's taken care of.

Hey. Hey, Elmer. Hey, what's happening?

How did you terminate your service?

That was really fast.

I was in the living room.

I just called this morning.

Yeah.

That's fine. I really need to get it disconnected so I can get another service.

I don't think it will take long. It'll be a pretty quick process.

About how long do you think?

I don't know. 15, 20 minutes.

Okay.

Now, first of all, you did read your contract, right?

I kind of skimmed over it.

Who reads contracts anymore? Really?

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