Burpy Goddess

tie you up here,

and just treat you how you should be treated.

There's no way you thought I wasn't gonna do that.

So are you ready for your punishment?

I mean, sometimes I don't even think

this is a fucking punishment for you anymore.

I think you love it.

When I, this morning,

said I didn't need a morning breath with the fucking birds.

But knowing you, that's not torture enough.

You fucking loser.

You deserve all the fucking stink.

And you're lucky if I don't fucking crush you after this.

You know you're like this big,

and I could fucking crush you like a little bug.

You understand that, right?

Do you understand how big my fucking foot is

compared to your face?

You know what I should do?

I should fucking fart on you.

You stinky bitch.

Now I can't stop burping,

and I haven't even gotten halfway

through that fucking soda.

You're gonna be stuck here for a while,

and you're gonna be a little stinky boy.

A little tiny itty bitty.

Here's a good one.

Here's a good one.

I feel a lot better now.

You know, at first I was really creeped out,

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