Broke Bartender Fucks To Get Into Our Calendar

Yeah.

We welcome you. Thank you for being here.

You're welcome.

Do you smell anything in the air?

Candles or cologne?

Yes, it's a cologne. Thank you. Welcome.

Can you bring that down?

All the way off?

You can just bring it to where you are. There's somebody I'd like you to meet.

We had a good talk, huh?

Yeah, I felt comfortable. I felt like, yeah, it could be good.

We're gonna make it.

Tyler, what do you do?

I think this might work. Can you please turn around?

All the way?

Yes, please. What are your measurements?

I think I'm... Last time I checked, I think I was 37...

Can you turn around?

37-something and then 38 on the bottom. I'm not sure.

37...

Okay, this is why we ask. We need exact measurements. No problem.

Three words to describe yourself.

I'd say ambitious, smart, and silly, maybe?

As a server and a bartender, if you break a glass and you drop it, everyone looks around the restaurant.

I just think it's kind of funny. It's better to just laugh it off than turn red and act so embarrassed because it does happen.

So that's probably what trained me to be just let it go.

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