BRITISH STEP RELATIONS TABOO FAMILY SEX

I just get a little tingle down there.

And I feel really naughty.

Am I glad to be home?

Hi.

You all right, how are you?

Yeah, fine, same as.

Yeah?

How was work?

Oh, same old bollocks.

Fucking people moaning at work,

fucking all the time on the phone.

It's driving me nuts, it has, to be honest.

I'm fed up with it.

Mom's not back yet?

No, was she on the late one?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, then we've got plenty of time then.

I'm just gonna get a drink, do you want one?

No, I'm all right, thanks.

I've just had a drink at work.

Oh, okay.

Thanks.

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Hey.

Give it back.

No, I'm not giving it back.

You made me spill my water, Mark.

Hey, I don't care about your water.

Is this true, what you're saying in there?

Come on, you're supposed to--

I can't believe you read it.

You're supposed to be my stepdaughter.

Come on, is it true?

What part?

No, is it, what part?

You know the part I'm talking about.

Don't--

The bit you just written today.

Don't tell Mom.

No, I won't tell Mom, but just tell me, is it true?

It might be, now please can I have it back?

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