British pervert ShowRoomFuckers

Yeah, it looks nice. It looks all right.

Well, as you can see, we've got a lovely property here.

It's just gone up on the market.

We haven't even put the "For Sale" signs up yet.

Would you like me to show you around?

Yeah, sure, with a win. - OK.

As you can see, we've got a spacious dining room area here.

Low-end up-flooring.

Lovely retro kitchen, if you like that kind of thingy.

And it's got a lovely conservatory here out the back.

Very, quite airy.

Yeah, it's nice.

OK, a nice big open space out the back here.

I've counted the slabs myself, and there's at least 85.

Yeah, very nice. - Really, 85?

Really.

I was down on my hands and knees counting them this morning.

Right, yeah, yeah.

Each their own, but...

Yeah, very nice, very nice.

OK, and heading back into the kitchen,

as you can see, there's not really space for a dishwasher,

but I'm sure you two can fight that out between you.

Yeah, she's good at the dishes, ain't she?

She's like doing me now.

Just a second, I'm just going to have to make a phone call.

OK. - If you don't mind,

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