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They know what they're doing.

Come on. - OK.

So what's the oldest guy you've slept with?

25.

Really? - Yeah.

Is that it?

Oh, God. I've slept with a 35-year-old guy, so...

That's a jealous. - And I thought you was bad

for letting him with all those oldies last night.

Your dad's not bad looking for an old bloke.

No, not... I'm eating, man.

Oh, he's not that bad.

For God's sake, that's my dad.

But he's all right.

He's hot for an older guy.

Yeah, if you're into that sort of thing.

Like, I wouldn't ***** with your dad, cos you're my friend.

Yeah, but my dad's Megan, so...

That's right.

My dad's ugly, but your dad is...

I mean, I know he's your dad, so you don't think I'm like that,

but I think he's quite hot. He's not...

You just get the looks and that when we're out and shopping

and I'm out and about with him.

Some people look at us like we're a couple,

and I'm like, "No, it's my dad."

But stay away from my dad, OK?

I know my dad ain't here at the minute. I've got to go out.

Can you be trusted?

I'm so jealous.

What, you think you're going to come back and find me having sex with your dad?

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