Bratty Twink Opens Up His Heart & Ass To His New Stepdad

You'll be my stepson, and Andy, Damien, will be yours.

So that's just how it goes.

We need to fix whatever's going on here,

and I think we know how.

Tonight, Andy will be staying with me at our house,

and you will be staying at JJ's.

What are you watching?

Nothing you'd like.

Yeah? How do you know what I'd like?

You don't know me at all.

I know everything that matters.

Oh, yeah? What do you think you know?

That I know that my dad left my mom for you, son.

It wasn't like that.

Oh, yeah? What was it like?

Jesse, your dad was unhappy for a really long time.

Shit. So was your mom.

Trust me, everybody's much happier now.

Oh, everyone except for me.

You could be.

I love your dad. He loves me.

We love you guys.

So we all just want to be a family.

How about I take care of that for you?

You're JJ is gonna be my stepfather in a week.

Don't you think that's a little bit fucking weird?

I mean, no weirder than you getting a heart on

when you're soon to be a stepdad.

It's touching your thigh.

Come on, now. Don't get salty. It is what it is.

And what it is is fucked up.

Well, probably.

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